What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.

He wears glasses during math because it improves divison.

A peashooter was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply
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Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.

Sometimes a pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point.